The Petty Petal is the online florist for people who know not every message needs to smell like roses—sometimes it needs to reek of shade. We sell arrangements that scream “I said what I said,” whether you’re sending a bouquet that delivers the floral equivalent of a slow clap or one that says, “Congrats, but we both know you don’t deserve it.” We don’t heal hearts; we poke them with thorns. If you’re looking to serve sass with every petal, you’ve finally found your florist.