The Petty Petal is where flowers go when they’ve had enough of being “pretty” and “romantic.” This is the online florist for people who know that not every message needs to smell like roses—sometimes it needs to reek of shade. Our arrangements don’t whisper sweet nothings; they scream, “I said what I said.” Whether you’re sending a bouquet that says, “Congrats, but we both know you don’t deserve it,” or one that delivers the floral equivalent of a slow clap, we’ve got you covered. We’re not in the business of healing hearts—we’re in the business of poking them with thorns.

Each collection is crafted with just the right amount of sass, sarcasm, and spite. “Better Luck Next Time” lilies for your ex, “Bless Your Heart” carnations for your least favorite coworker, or the ever-popular “Sorry Not Sorry” bouquet for when you’re feeling unapologetically petty. At The Petty Petal, we believe flowers should do more than sit on a table and look pretty—they should roll their eyes, toss their hair, and serve shade with every petal. If you want sweet, shop somewhere else. If you want sass, you’ve finally found your florist.